SUCCESS!

v1.0

different compression method allowed the game to actually load in multiple environments, so now the game should be functional.

issues noted...

• a few spelling errors
• a lack of mention of phallus objects or related things in the midst of the story
• inability to play on mobile due to the use of the "1" and "2" keys rather than screen touches

i'll probably fix a few of these things before moving on, just to polish it out a little bit